Old White Guy

Low man on the intersectional totem pole…no possibility of victim status… universal pariah

Yep that’s us..

The same guys who marched and protested for equality in the 60s and 70s. The “hippies’ who changed the world with the belief that all men were equal… women as well…and no one cared who you were doing. Yep, that was us you ingrates. We grew our hair as a symbol of the revolutionary change we espoused and were harassed beaten and even killed for it. I personally have permanent debilitating injuries thanks to ‘walking while hippy’ in the vicinity of city police on a Sunday while attending university.

So now all you “victims” have decided that equality is not enough you want more and more and we are the bad guys?

To quote Short Bus Greta…How dare you?

So oldwhiteguys.ca is dedicated to mocking you; with sarcasm, hyperbole, satire, parody and politically incorrect truths. And, as we have always stood for equality, we insist that oldwhiteguys is merely a state of mind and not melanin or genitalia based. 

Everyone is welcome to identify as one….

En Garde- and get off my lawn!

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